The Superbowl

I don't understand football. For the most part I don't understand any sport when it comes down to it, but I ESPECIALLY don't understand football.
My father adores football. He can pretty much tell you anything about any team, who won any Superbowl, who coaches a team, etc. For the past few years around football season I've said the same thing. "This is the year where I'll actually sit down and watch a game." Just. One. Game.
Well, once again this did not happen. Sometimes I'd make it through a half a quarter though. I did that at least twice this season. I even watched the entire first quarter of the Superbowl....but that was just because I wanted to see the new m&m commercial. Don't judge.
I did learn what a "down" was, that some of those helmets have visor things, and I did actually cheer when the team scored a point..I just cheered for the "wrong team." (I still think the Patriots and the Giants kind of look alike...) Hey, I knew what a touchdown was! You should be proud of me.

Well, there's always next year! :)