Peanuts, gummy bears, deathly emails, and a few others. We all need something cheesy to make us smile sometimes!!!

^{Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.}

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
A. Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel

Q. Why is their a gate around cemeteries?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q.Why was the little strawberry crying?

A.Because his parents were in a jam

Q. Whats a bear called without teeth.
A gummy bear.These are all super lame but I think thats okay. It's just something to make you smile!

An Illinois man  left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

What’s another word for Thesaurus?

3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God,  I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the  ring out of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?”

“About three minutes ago,” came the reply.